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Skeletor StevensMay 25, 2021

Small Group Of Soil Surveyors Say The Earth Does Not Actually Consume Cardboard

All the cardboard ever produced does not biodegrade, rather, it sinks below the surface and becomes trapped in between the crust and the mantle.

Skeletor StevensMay 4, 2020

IMPORTANT FAKE HEADLINES

Scientists Hopeful as Invasive Species Problem “Might just work itself out.”

Amateur footage of Africanized killer bees and Deadly Asian Spider Hornets fighting to the death surfaces on YouTube

Reporter Mike BallsteinApril 10, 2020

Where All The Respirators? We Think Jerry Has Some Explaining To Do!

A strange virus sweeping American shores and nations accross the world while ventilators are in short supply? This can only…

Skeletor Stevens PresentsApril 7, 2020

IMPORTANT FAKE HEADLINES

Zuni Fetish Doll Wanted For Questioning in Local Man’s Respiratory Failure Death

• Local man was fleeing quarantine • He claimed Zoony Fetish Doll in hot pursuit! • Later found dead of respiratory failure. • Zoony Fetish Doll wanted for questioning.